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Sew Inappropriate

Rude embroidery

Rude. Never cruel.

Embroidered caps that say what everyone's thinking, stitched properly in Brighton.

Black cap embroidered with the word SlayCamouflage cap embroidered with Alpha MaleBlack cap embroidered with Beta in blue thread

The story

Sew Inappropriate is what happens when you give a room of embroidery machines a dirty sense of humour. Good caps, loud words and a lot of thread.

Everything is made to order. If the range isn't rude enough, you can type your own words and watch them appear on a cap before you buy it.

  • Stitch your ownType your words, pick a thread and we'll stitch your cap.
  • Free embroidery filesTurn your artwork into a machine-ready file, on us.
  • The one ruleRude is fine. Nothing hateful, ever.
  • Black cap embroidered with the word Slay
  • Camouflage cap embroidered with Alpha Male
  • Black cap embroidered with Beta in blue thread
  • Black cap embroidered with But Daddy I Love Him
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